|Kenny 'Dalglish' Senior|
Kenny 'Dalglish' Senior, simply known as Kenny, was a member of staff at the Phoenix Club, although his role is not specified.
Kenny was a known liar who often made up elaborate tales of how he met certain celebrities or how he ended up in bizarre or near-impossible situations. Some examples of these would be waking up in bed next to Bonnie Langford or him playing swingball in Pwllheli with Robert De Niro.
Some of his statements are left unanswered, leaving a possibility for them to be true. Such statements would be during a conversation with Keith Lard, in which he refers to his days as a firefighter in Mexico. Keith then challenges him to speak Spanish, after which Kenny speaks fluently. Although no-one heard him speak it, it is left unclear as to whether this story could be true.
Kenny is nicknamed 'Kenny Senior' to differentiate him from Young Kenny (which could be taken as 'Kenny Junior'), a man with the same first name who works at the same club. While there is an age difference between them, it's not suggested that Kenny Senior is Young Kenny's father.
When in court, the Judge addresses Kenny Senior as 'Mr Kenny Dalglish'. This is actually the name of a British football manager (and former footballer), and due to Potter's reaction, is unlikely to be Kenny's real last name.
- I roll over and guess who's lying next to me? Bonny Langford!
- I'm very friendly with the SAS.